Help Me Please!
I want to travel the world on an all expense paid trip with ALL of my children to Hawaii and stay in a 5 star hotel, go skiing, go to the Grand Canyon and who knows Paris next.
Apparently, all I have to do is have 8 or more children, call TLC and ask them to do a reality show about my family. Oh wait, I think they need to be multiples, so we can have a cute name. Maybe we have to be super extreme, grow our hair long and have 17 kids or something, have all their names start with a “J” and show how we get it done at the grocery store.
Oh no, I am not cynical. Hey I don’t blame them for “pimping” their family to give them what most average family in America would never have in a whole lifetime. I will parade my parenting for millions of people to see every week, if you will just give me that darn trip to Hawaii, because I want to renew my wedding vows too.
I gather TLC is picking up on the fact that America and the world really, is fascinated with family life. Healthy family life, that supports the idea the children are a blessing from the Lord. That there are parents who DO really love each other and want to stay together even when things are hard. Somehow they just don’t believe it, so they have to make it into a real life tv show. Of course we all know “WHO” is at the center of their family life, but they keep all that on the”down low” so they can air it on tv. You know political correctness and all.
I am writing a test pilot. What do you think? Dang, I just don’t think I have enough kids to make that fly. 3 is just too normal, just too average! Well, that kills that plan, now how are we going to get to Hawaii?
